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Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.

Perhaps youā€™ve read this before, but if not it should give you a chuckle. And if you have, Iā€™m sure itā€™ll make you laugh again.

It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story ā€” drama, revenge and an unexpected endingā€¦

It starts with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But itā€™s his wifeā€™s brilliant reply that gets all the laughsā€¦

Dear wife,

Iā€™m writing you this letter to tell you that Iā€™m leaving you forever.Ā Iā€™ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.Ā These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that youĀ quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didnā€™t even notice I had a new haircut, hadĀ cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.Ā You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all ofĀ your soaps.

You donā€™t tell me you love me anymore; you donā€™t want sex or anythingĀ that connects us as husband & wife. Either youā€™re cheating on me orĀ you donā€™t love me anymore; whatever! the case, Iā€™m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. donā€™t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to WestĀ Virginia together!
Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. Itā€™s true youĀ & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry fromĀ what youā€™ve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &Ā griping. Too bad that doesnā€™t work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing thatĀ came to mind was ā€˜You look just like a girl!ā€™ Since my mother raisedĀ me not to say anything if you canā€™t say something nice, I didnā€™tĀ comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confusedĀ with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.Ā 

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99Ā price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that myĀ sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work itĀ out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit myĀ job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home youĀ were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hopeĀ you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said thatĀ the letter you wrote ensures you wonā€™t get a dime from me. So takeĀ care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

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